What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:41

Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is there so much hate against black people?
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
No way
How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Blue Jays To Promote Will Robertson - MLB Trade Rumors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Apple Knows AI Isn’t What People Really Want, but It Can’t Say That - Gizmodo
No, not a chance
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
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No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...